don’t let men stare at you. stare back at them and make sure they get uncomfortable so they see how creepy and unsettling it feels
(Source: pixelatedpixie, via chandonrose)
Instead of kissing at midnight on December 31st, we should do group hugs. The last thing people should feel going into the new year is alone.
Someone should develop an app that checks user agreements for keywords or phrases that indicate you’re fucking yourself.
i think the biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. we listen to reply.
(Source: reddit.com, via thesarcasticenglishteacher)
It’s socially acceptable to cough and sneeze, but not to fart despite the fact that coughing and sneezing can spread infection, but farting cannot.
There’s nothing like trying to take a picture of the bright, full moon to remind you how amazing the human eye is.
Samsung threw all the damn shade at IPhone. These bitches are shaking the table
I have iPhone but this video is so true. Kick that dumb wig off samsung
Me when he put his phone in the rice
😂😂😂😂
Oh damn they really came for them
(via thisboythatgirl)
Whoever put a “b” in subtlety is a genius, and whoever put an “s” in lisp is an asshole
